Dear Santa...
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth... and a vagina necklace!
What. The. Fuck.
There really is vaj jewelry out there. Jessica Marie is her name. Started designing poon pendants a year ago when she needed to "reconcile" with her own coochie. Okay...
You must check out her website. www.vulvalovelovely.etsy.com
There are other assorted things that celebrate the vaj.
Maybe you can get something for the mom-in-law because she's the ultimate twat. Just sayin'...
xoxo,
RiRi
P.S. You buy me this for Christmas, and it will be on the only pussy you're getting for a decade. And you will eventually get carpel tunnel, so don't even go there...
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