Sorry, Diet Coke.
I'm steppin' out on you. No, actually... it's love. True love. I'm insatiable. I just can't get enough of Diet Sierra Mist Ruby Splash. While I'm all over "him" like white-on-rice, you, Diet Coke, go unnoticed in my fridge.
To quote the great musicologists En Vogue: "I had to have him morning, noon and night."
Refreshment, your name is Diet Sierra Mist Ruby Splash. While that won't fit so well on a t-shirt, it fits just fine across my sugar-free heart.
Splash on!
xoxo,
RiRi Ruby
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