From the WTF? files

MAN INJURED AFTER USING NAIL CLIPPERS TO CIRCUMCISE HIMSELF

A British man had to be rushed to an ER after trying to circumcise himself with some nail clippers. The wound was cleaned and disinfected, and the young genius was kept overnight for observation (in case he wanted to maybe shave his nuts with a rusty nail.) The best of this story is the brilliant quote from the doc: "This is something we would never advise men to attempt. The results can be quite horrific and long lasting and can affect a man's sexual performance (that's what she said.) Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had a few drinks beforehand."

Dude, it's not a hangnail.

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