Mind your own business

Dear Kotex and Every Other Feminine Hygiene Product Maker:

Go with the flow, so to speak. Don't get all philosophical on me. First, Always is telling me to "have a happy period." And now you, Kotex Nazi, are writing "helpful tips" on your pantyliner paper.

I don't need you telling me "Exercise can make a difference! Walk for better health!" No shit, "oh one without ovaries." Because only a man would be stupid enough to try to dispense advice when I'm bleeding.

If you really want to make yourself useful, go and fetch me some peanut M&Ms... or better yet-- STFU!

Sincerely,

RiRi