Mind your own business

Dear Kotex and Every Other Feminine Hygiene Product Maker:

Go with the flow, so to speak. Don't get all philosophical on me. First, Always is telling me to "have a happy period." And now you, Kotex Nazi, are writing "helpful tips" on your pantyliner paper.

I don't need you telling me "Exercise can make a difference! Walk for better health!" No shit, "oh one without ovaries." Because only a man would be stupid enough to try to dispense advice when I'm bleeding.

If you really want to make yourself useful, go and fetch me some peanut M&Ms... or better yet-- STFU!

Sincerely,

RiRi

Bat wings be gone!

This... is not a pretty sight. Arm flab. I call them "bat wings." Sounds so cute, except when you're waiving to a crowd during a parade and you're creating wind gusts with your "wings." (Not that I'm speaking from experience. lol) Good news, though. The arms are easier to tone than other flabby parts (think 'gut'.) Yaaay! Small miracle.

Granted, my wings aren't too expansive. But with sleeveless season drawing closer, I really don't need to frighten children. Have you experienced scaring a child? Yeah, not so cool. I posted a link below that helps rid the "bat wings" forever! Hey, we gals need to stick together. Here's to a nation of Michelle Obama arms!

xoxo,

RiRi

http://www.prevention.com/cda/article/de-flab-your-arms/12c2d08f88803110VgnVCM20000012281eac____/fitness/fitness.coaches/ask.selene/0/