Showing posts with label feminine hygiene products. Show all posts
Showing posts with label feminine hygiene products. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Mind your own business



Dear Kotex and Every Other Feminine Hygiene Product Maker:
Go with the flow, so to speak. Don't get all philosophical on me. First, Always is telling me to "have a happy period." And now you, Kotex Nazi, are writing "helpful tips" on your pantyliner paper.
I don't need you telling me "Exercise can make a difference! Walk for better health!" No shit, "oh one without ovaries." Because only a man would be stupid enough to try to dispense advice when I'm bleeding.
If you really want to make yourself useful, go and fetch me some peanut M&Ms... or better yet-- STFU!
Sincerely,
RiRi