Showing posts with label men. Show all posts
Showing posts with label men. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Addadictomy


Wannahaves.com came up with the Top 10 Best Movies for Men:

10. Resrvoir Dogs
9. Natural Born Killers
8. Die Hard
7. Star Wars: Episode V The Empire Strikes Back
6. The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
5. Goodfellas
4. Scarface
3. Pulp Fiction
2. The Shawshank Redemption
1. The Godfather Trilogy

Nice list. Then I realized that six of these movies I would consider favorites. 6 out of 10.
60-percent (I don't know if that's actually correct.) I'm a female. These are greatest movies for men.

Gulp.

Does that mean I'm a hermaphrodite? Will I wake up one day as Rosie O'Donnell? Do I have a deep-down urge to wear work boots and flannel? Or worse yet-- will I wake up one morning and my girl parts will be replaced with those... boy parts?

Eeek!

xoxo,
RiRi

Monday, April 20, 2009

"It's not size...



it's what you do with it!" -- Sunil Mehra, former editor of "Maxim" India

A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men. They came-up shorter than the international standards for condoms.

Nubbin' lovin'!

1,200 men volunteered to get measured... brave souls. Guess there's just too much "wiggle room" inside the raincoat. Probably looked like junior was sportin' a nightcap... or leg warmers... can't you cuff 'em like pants?

"From our population, the evidence is Indians are doing pretty well"-- more wise words from Sunil Mehra.

Hate to burst your rubber bubble-- but that's the point! The condoms aren't working. So bragging about your population is like bragging about a herpes sore. Nothing to be proud of!

Can't we all just get along? Pee Pee equality!

Get some laughs... click the dick link. Sorry, couldn't resist that one!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm