Who's the real loser?

This above image is YOU, fickle Cavs "fan."

So easy to be all rah-rah for YOUR team when they kicked booty in the regular season and LeBron was named MVP.

But now that they lost to the Magic, you lame-ass muthas are taking as many shots as you can at LeBron and the team. "Chokealiers;" "Queen James;" "LeByner;" blah, blah, blah. How does any sports team winning or losing affect YOUR life? Think about it (if you're capable of thought). How does winning a championship have anything to do with YOU? Are you now unable to spend quality time with your kids because LeBron couldn't carry the team every single game? Do you still have a job to go to Monday that pays you money? If your life is shattered by the Cavs losing, or you spend more than a few minutes feeling disappointment, then YOU are the loser. Your quality of life should not be dictated by what someone else does, let alone a sports team.

Get. Over. It. Fickle F*ck.

xoxox,

RiRi

Pairs, people. Pairs.

Since Target is one of my fav stores (where else can you grocery shop AND get chic items for a good price?) I thought it would be a perfectly acceptable place to get a heavier set of dumbells. Notice I said SET.

RITA

Ooh... there's the eight-pound weights I've been looking for.

Rita picks it up, tests-drives the weight. A curious look spreads across her face.

RITA

(out loud)

Why is there only one weight left? Seriously. Who buys one friggin' weight?

A woman walks by the aisle, stops. Looks at Rita likes she's crazy

RITA

(to woman)

Who buys one weight? What's the point? Is someone that cheap that they can only afford one dumbell? Then just use a can of soup instead and forget about it!

WOMAN

Maybe a one-armed person bought it.

RITA

Don't you think a one-armed person would have other things on their mind?

The woman walks away, most likely disgusted at Rita's insensitivity.

RITA

(to self)

I'm going to Hell.

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But I still don't understand the logic behind buying one weight... lol

xoxo,

RiRi

Got Broom?

BYE-BYE ATLANTA...

Cavs 84. Hawks 74.

Witness! Woo hoo!

xoxoxo,

RiRi