Pairs, people. Pairs.

Since Target is one of my fav stores (where else can you grocery shop AND get chic items for a good price?) I thought it would be a perfectly acceptable place to get a heavier set of dumbells. Notice I said SET.

RITA

Ooh... there's the eight-pound weights I've been looking for.

Rita picks it up, tests-drives the weight. A curious look spreads across her face.

RITA

(out loud)

Why is there only one weight left? Seriously. Who buys one friggin' weight?

A woman walks by the aisle, stops. Looks at Rita likes she's crazy

RITA

(to woman)

Who buys one weight? What's the point? Is someone that cheap that they can only afford one dumbell? Then just use a can of soup instead and forget about it!

WOMAN

Maybe a one-armed person bought it.

RITA

Don't you think a one-armed person would have other things on their mind?

The woman walks away, most likely disgusted at Rita's insensitivity.

RITA

(to self)

I'm going to Hell.

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But I still don't understand the logic behind buying one weight... lol

xoxo,

RiRi

Kissable

N.Y.C. LIQUID LIP SHINE-- WHAT A FIND!

The photo above is not the color I picked out for myself while "shooking"

(shopping-mostly-looking-not buying) at Target the other day... but I must say-- I dig the NYC! This lip stuff has great staying power-- and ladies, you know how important THAT is-- enduring some serious snacking and bevarge sucking. And at under $2 per pop, how could I resist in these economically-strapped times. Of course, I am a bit fearful since the gloss is made in China. What exactly is making it stick to my lips for so long.... Anywho, I won't think about it anymore. Unless I wake up tomorrow with a third lip. Ah, yes my babies... Ignorance is bliss.

Who gon' kiss this?!? lol