Just call him "Dick"

RICHARD HEENE

Well, well, well... Balloon fucks. Looks like someone's in biiiig trouble!

Charges most likely will come by the end of the week for the Heene's. And I have no compassion for people who lack a moral compass. Fuck. Off. It's one thing for you and your hag to be liars, but to use your children as "players" in your sick and twisted fame-seeking game-- unacceptable. Poor 6-year-old Falcon, your son-- the boy we thought may have fallen out of your redneck time machine -- was throwing up on live TV, obviously unable to cope with all the lies. And I'm sure you don't give a damn about the family whose wheat crop your stunt destroyed when your balloon landed. They only get a full crop every two years. And now-- this year is ruined.

For the love of God what happened to Survival of the Fittest?!? Bring it!

Oh, and I don't find it coincidental that Heene rhymes with weenie.

xoxo,

RiRi