Showing posts with label abs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label abs. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Award Winner

TAYLOR LAUTNER

Today's GAWD-D*MN Award.
February 11, 2010 = Taylor's 18th birthday.
Hurry up so I don't feel like such a perv!
xoxo,
RiRi

Monday, August 31, 2009

Award Winner

RAFAEL NADAL
Today's GAWD-D*MN Award.
Hope to see much of your hard body on the hard courts of the U.S. Open!
Gulp.
xoxo,
RiRi

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Award Winner

DAVID BECKHAM
Today's GAWD-D*MN award.
You've never made baby oil and tighty "whities" look better. (Yes, I realize his junk cover is black!)
Victoria is a lucky woman. Bitch.
xoxo,
RiRi

Monday, June 1, 2009

Award Winner


MEL B

Today's GAWD-D*MN award.

We salute you, Mel B. Nothing "scary" about those abs. Just pure hawtness!

xoxo,
RiRi

Monday, May 25, 2009

Award winner


DANE COOK
Today's GAWD-D*MN Award.
We salute you.
xoxo,
RiRi

Friday, April 24, 2009

Fit Flops-- for real?



Awww, my little baby Fit Flops came home with momma today!


Even better-- major league discount! Used some bonus points and a coupon, and voila... $9 at Macy's. Been reading rave reviews from us 'average folk' to celebs that LOVE these things. The way they're designed supposedly keep your leg and butt muscles in a constant state of trying to stay balanced.


I don't really dislike my legs. They're in great shape-- but what the hell. Doesn't hurt to be an over achiever. Maybe they'll magically make my boobies perkier and my abs... well, that would be a miracle.


My "abs" have been in witness protection for the better part of a decade.


Let you know how it goes... if I remember to wear them.


Hugs,

RiRi