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HAPPY 18TH, TAYLOR!

Come to momma for your spankin'... ha ha!

xoxo,

RiRi

Award Winner

NOAH MILLS

Today's GAWD-D*MN Award.

Model-turned-actor featured in the upcoming "SATC" sequel... "Samantha's" new conquest.

Fantastic! Lucky bitch.

Drooling,

RiRi

Award Winner

TAYLOR LAUTNER

Today's GAWD-D*MN Award.

February 11, 2010 = Taylor's 18th birthday.

Hurry up so I don't feel like such a perv!

xoxo,

RiRi

Award Winner

DAVID BECKHAM

Today's GAWD-D*MN award.

You've never made baby oil and tighty "whities" look better. (Yes, I realize his junk cover is black!)

Victoria is a lucky woman. Bitch.

xoxo,

RiRi

Award winner

DANE COOK

Today's GAWD-D*MN Award.

We salute you.

xoxo,

RiRi