Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Celebrity Slap: April 25, 2010 Edition
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Tuesday, March 23, 2010
What up, dawg?
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Me and my buddies were sniffing around the yard the other day, and we're angry! We are tired of you humans calling cheaters 'dogs.'
How insulting!
Tiger Woods. Jesse James. Dogs? They aren't good enough to be us! Dogs are loyal. Once we get our junk fixed, we only occasionally hop on a table leg or my grandma (she's as tall as I am so I think she's a toy.) We're always good to our companions. We obey. We snuggle. We follow. We're always happy to see you, even if you're gone for 2 seconds! And dogs are not "low-down-dirty." I may not be as tall as you, but I'm always clean. Mom gets me groomed (I don't really like it, though.)
So, the next time you want to point out how awful some male human is behaving, call him a cat. Because we all know cats are pussies.
I feel better now...