Who wears short-shorts?

OMG! The First Lady wears shorts-- in public. Holy shit, throw her in jail!

Seriously. This is a big deal why?

"Aren't those shorts a little too short?"

"The First Lady should cover up!"

Some lifeless losers actually "debating" this important issue. Cuz when I'm on vacation, hiking, in the Grand Canyon, I should be wearing my petticoat and corset.

Now, if this were Janet Reno... yikes!

Reno = Hell, no!

Keep rockin' the shorts, Michelle O!

It's 2009, not 1909. Word.

xoxo,

RiRi

Bat wings be gone!

This... is not a pretty sight. Arm flab. I call them "bat wings." Sounds so cute, except when you're waiving to a crowd during a parade and you're creating wind gusts with your "wings." (Not that I'm speaking from experience. lol) Good news, though. The arms are easier to tone than other flabby parts (think 'gut'.) Yaaay! Small miracle.

Granted, my wings aren't too expansive. But with sleeveless season drawing closer, I really don't need to frighten children. Have you experienced scaring a child? Yeah, not so cool. I posted a link below that helps rid the "bat wings" forever! Hey, we gals need to stick together. Here's to a nation of Michelle Obama arms!

xoxo,

RiRi

http://www.prevention.com/cda/article/de-flab-your-arms/12c2d08f88803110VgnVCM20000012281eac____/fitness/fitness.coaches/ask.selene/0/