Who wears short-shorts?

OMG! The First Lady wears shorts-- in public. Holy shit, throw her in jail!

Seriously. This is a big deal why?

"Aren't those shorts a little too short?"

"The First Lady should cover up!"

Some lifeless losers actually "debating" this important issue. Cuz when I'm on vacation, hiking, in the Grand Canyon, I should be wearing my petticoat and corset.

Now, if this were Janet Reno... yikes!

Reno = Hell, no!

Keep rockin' the shorts, Michelle O!

It's 2009, not 1909. Word.

xoxo,

RiRi