Lick this!

I smell a trend here!

I haven't had a popsicle since I was "this" tall.... but I am surely reconsidering, thanks to Del Monte. The company asked a bunch o' British ladies who they'd like to put their lips on. The winner:

Daniel Craig

And not just an "average" Daniel... it's the Daniel emerging from the water in "Casino Royale." You know, all ripped... and junk...

Oh, my...

INT. LIVING ROOM (ESTAB) EVENING

Rita lights some candles, rips open her best box of wine. She looks mighty fine in her Hanes Her Way.

She spies a box of popsicles. Not just any popsicles, though. Daniel. Craig. Popsicles. She frantically tears the paper off of a popsicle, devours the cranberry Daniel.

A satiated look spreads across Rita's face. She picks up the phone, dials her best friend.

RITA

Guess what? (a beat) I just had Daniel Craig.... (a beat).... For REAL!

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Now, if Del Monte could make popsicles for Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Robert Pattinson... see the pattern, DM? You could RULE the popsicle world!

Another suggestion... a life-size fruit sculpture of a Hollywood hottie. Imagine some randy broad sticking her face right in the bananas...

xoxo,

RiRi