Beijing, China
66-year-old Lian Jiansheng (translated in English-- Don't f*ck with me) shoved a suicidal man off of a bridge.
Why? Because the dude made drivers wait for five hours!
Chen Fuchao, who wanted to evict himself from planet Earth because of massive debt, landed on an emergency air cushion that authorities had laid out for him. He suffered some minor injuries.
Whew!
Meanwhile, Mr. Angry Rangoon was arrested. Asked why he pushed the man, Lian said "jumpers like Chen are very selfish. Their actions violate a lot of public interests."
Such as?
Moral to the story: Mess with the Yellow, get the chopsticks.
xoxo,
RiRi
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