Giggles

The scene: classroom full of first graders

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red=Cherry
Yellow=Lemon
Green=Lime
Orange=Orange

Finally, the teacher gave them all Honey Lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. So, the teacher gave a clue. "It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled: "Oh, my God! They're assholes!"

The teacher had to leave the room.

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RiRi