Just go away. Please.

Two twits in a pod...

Our favorite puke-inducing, cellophane "celebrities" Ho-dee and Splooger got married (again) this weekend. According to http://www.tmz.com/, these bitches broke the three major rules for every wedding reception.

Rule #1: Open Bar

Beer and wine were free; but mixed drinks set you back 10-bucks apiece. If I had a dick, I'd better get blown with that kind of pricing.

Rule #2: Food

Cocktail hour was anorexic-- tuna tartar. WTF? Some wings and a veggie tray would've been better. Chicken salad on a cracker? Guess they thought everyone would get full on their love. Whatever. I'm full all right-- up to the ears in your shit.

Rule #3: Show up on time

The reception was to start at 6 pm. But doors didn't open until AFTER 7:30. And the happy couple didn't arrive until 9 pm-- which would've been okay if there was something to eat and drink!

One step above trailer trash... I take that back. At least with trailer trash, there'd be a wide-assortment of road kill, moonshine and someone's cousin to get horizontal with.