This just in:
Cows are behind the "swine flu"... they're pissed over the whole "mad cow" thing...
Pigs have it bad enough. If you're fat, you're a pig. If you eat too much, you're a pig. If you cat-call at a hot broad or burp and fart, you're a pig. They like shit. They roll around in the mud. But a pig responsible for a flu?
They've got enough in their trough to deal with.
It's cows. And they're angry. Been a subject of scruntiny for years. Red meat is bad for you. It causes heart disease and clogs your arteries, blah, blah, moo! And then, when "mad cow disease" hit, Oprah drove a stake (steak? lol) into Elsie's heart by saying she was "afraid" to eat a hamburger again (or something like that.)
They came. They saw. They plotted. The best way to deflect attention? Re-direct it.
Kudos, my beefy friends. Kudos.
xoxo,
RiRi
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