Knockin' some sense into our Hollywood babies-- just like Momma would.
3. Anna Lynn McCord
Offense: B.O.
The '90210' actress fancies herself above deoderant-- as if she's immune to body odor. Here's some insight, Princess Stank. YOU REEK! You don't earn the nickname "Anna Lynn McStinky" if you smell all sweet and flowery. Duh! Stank will NEVER be "in." Smellin' like stale rye bread and moldy gouda ain't cool. I think I need to invent a full-body douche for people just like you. I smell (no pun intended) money!
2. Pamela Anderson
Offense: Density-- quadrupled
Obviously all the hair dye has penetrated and destroyed what grey matter she had between her ears-- cuz this fool wants to get married again. As in Number 4. As in there's-no-way-you-can-wear-white-this-time-and-get-away-with-it. Puh-leeze. The ween du jour this time arond is a scuba diver. Wah? Does she win a toaster oven or something if she marries again? And what respectable man would want that mess? It's gotta be like a Hazmat spill down "south." I'm sensing a penicilin cake at the reception!
1. Hulk Hogan
Offense: Verbal Diarrhea
This complete idiot said he totally understood where O.J. was coming from when he "didn't" kill his ex-wife and her friend in a fit of blind rage. Uh-huh. Cuz Linda has the house, the car, and the young, fine cub she's mackin' on. Oh, but wait-- Hulkster was taken out of context (despite video evidence otherwise.) Like your faux apology is gonna work. Apprently all those years of (alleged) 'roid usage as shurnk both heads.
Get those cheeks ready. Here. It. Comes....... SLAP!
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