Knockin' some sense into our Hollywood babies-- just like momma would!
3. Redmond O'Neal
Offense: Cellophane bitch-boy
This spoon-fed, soft-faced tool has signed a reality TV deal to chronicle his struggles with addiction. It has nothing to do with the fact that he won't get Farrah's money unless he's clean. In fact, "Redmond wants to do this to honor his Mother." Are you really buying your own bullshit? Seriously. You can't. That line ranks right up there with: "I'll respect you in the morning." Uh, we ain't buying it, Mr. Pansy-Pants!
2. Britney Spears
Offense: Idiot
She's got her life together. She looks good. She has her kids around her and a dude who's not a scrub. Yet, her inner white-trash, toxic-dump other half is still jonesin' for some Adnan Ghalib. Why? This dude is not only supremely douchy, but he looks like yesterday's leftover schwarma. He just wants to use you for your money and your funbags, then drop you like a dirty dish rag. Wake up!
3. Paula Abdul
Offense: Self-absorbed twit
She was supposed to guest star on 'Ugly Betty' but they couldn't handle her list of demands. So, they said bye-bye to her. She actually asked for a private jet to fly her overly-medicated bootay around! Really, who do you think you are? A good singer? Nope. Actress? Not really. "Inspiration to the universe of pretty unicorns and brave flowers on a dewy morning"... Rambling. That's what you're good at. If you're not careful, MC Skat Kat and his buddies Mr. Peanut and Chester Cheetah are gonna corner you and teach you some manners! Straight up, drama queen!
Get ready. Here. It. Comes. SLAAAAAAP!
xoxo,
RiRi
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