Beyond Stank...

Stank has a name:

Kailash ‘Kalau’ Singh

The 63-year-old from India has not gotten friendly with soap and water for the past 35 years. The reason: he wants to have a son.

Dude has 7 daughters. Dude lost his grocery store because people couldn't stand his funk. Dude is f**ked in the head.

Now before you scoff at this fine piece of stench, he does bathe.... He stands on one leg by a bonfire while smoking pot. He claims the fire kills germs and infection. Why didn't his wife push his stanky-ass into the fire when she had a chance? How can she even stand to be within a 5-mile radius of this Haz-Mat dump? If she has totally boinked him over the last 3.5 decades, she's worse than he is!

EXT. BONFIRE (ESTAB) EVENING

King Stank stands by a bonfire on one-leg, takes a nice long drag off his hookah pipe. The flames form the bonfire start to move in an unusual pattern, takes the shape of a Divine Being. Unsure if he's tripping or stupid, King Stank drops his joint, stares at the flames.

GOD (V.O.)

King Stank Ass...

KING STANK ASS

Yes, oh Holy one?

GOD (V.O.)

Take a bath, for the love of Me! I can smell you all the way

up here.

KING STANK ASS

But Heavenly Father, I beg you for a son.

GOD (V.O.)

Wake up and smell your sack! Ain't gonna happen.

KING STANK ASS

But I've been a faithful servant!

GOD (V.O.)

How 'bout I name you President of Stupid Island and we'll

call it even?