Knockin' some sense into our Hollywood babies-- just like momma would!
3. Oprah Winfrey
Offense: Lazy
Earlier this week, Oprah gave her makeup people a "smackdown" because she didn't like the way she looked during her Elizabeth Edwards interview. What does an Oprah smackdown consist of? Bringing in your manservant Steadman to kick some super-fab tushy? Here's a novel idea, and I know this concept might be a little tricky. LOOK IN A MIRROR! You are capable of that, aren't you? (Disclaimer: I hope Oprah knows this is just a fun rant, because I hope to one day be an Oprah Book Club selection. lol. No, really.)
2. Dina Lohan
Offense: Delusional
She doesn't understand why her parenting is coming into question. Seriously? This loser things a touching mother-daughter moment is taking her underage daughter and her alcoholic daughter out to the club! You, Dina-rrhea, are a glowing example of a woman who needs to keep her mouth shut and her legs crossed.
3. Jon and Kate
Offense: Idiots
Every day, more and more dirt comes out over these two. Maybe they're both big cheats. Maybe they'll divorce. Ooh, they had an open marriage contract. blah, blah, blah. Here's an idea-- perhaps the focus should be on the eight lives you two twits brought into the world! They're the ones who are gonna suffer because their biological donators are nothing more than full-grown children themselves! Try this-- everybody keep their junk to themselves!
Get ready. Here. It. Comes.... SLAAAAAAP!
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