Monday, May 11, 2009

Golden Girl with golden... globes?

Here.... let me lift up my skirt and show you my t*ts!

"Partridge Family" Matriarch Shirley Jones is considering posing for Playboy at the ripe, firm age of 75. While I say "You go, girl", I must say I threw up a little in my mouth. I can see in my mind's eye her boobalas hanging like silly putty, which she can then press down and copy the accompanying article.

WOW! Sorry about that. And I REALLY do not want to see her no-no place, which may resemble a dried apricot.

I wonder how much photoshoppin' is gonna take place?

Oh, well.... good for you, Shirley. I think....

xoxo,
RiRi

P.S. Is she now the consumate GILF?

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