When I grow up...

"YOU'RE A MORON!"

No, that's not coming from my mom's mouth this time... instead, it's one of my favorite lines from my favorite guilty pleasure-- Judge Judy.

I LOVE this woman! When I grow up, I want to be her. Seriously! I agree with everything she says. She yells at people with such wit and style... I call someone "a loser" or an "idiot," and people tell me I'm a bitch. She does it, and she's golden. I'm so jealous. Another one of my favorite lines from her "How do you know a teenager's lying? THEIR MOUTH IS MOVING!"

I try to get my Judge Judy fix once a week. And plus, when you see white trash-- you realize your life isn't so crappy.

Live long, Double J. Live long.

xoxox,

RiRi